Awesome erotica for awesome adults only
If you’ve never heard aiyah before, it’s a common Asian phrase that roughly translates as “sigh” or “yuck” and generally denotes some kind of disdain for a situation. It’s kind of like ufdah in Norwegian. Both are great things to add to your vocabulary.
I’m saying aiyah because traditionally publishing something on Amazon took around two to twelve hours. When I pressed submit to publish The Adventures of Jane Stalwart yesterday I realized Amazon has a new notice that it can take up to 72 hours to publish now. I suspect this is so they can filter out the bad stuff and keep only the best stories about women being ravaged by dinosaurs, Bigfoot, and Tetris blocks. So, you may have to wait a bit to read about the awesome Jane Stalwart.
In the meantime, just because I feel bad for lying, enjoy some sexy pictures.
Huh. A couple of those girls made it out without gags. I’ll have to work on that in the future.
Keep an eye out and I’ll let you know when the awesome Adventures of Jane Stalwart is available for your enjoyment.